Chemo number 10 and two to go. two week break then on with the show.
I made a silly rap today while being entertained at chemo and it goes a lil something like thiss..
Having fun on Chemo!
i'm on the dexamethasone
i'm not alone
i'm prone to infection
all on my own.
but whites are hanging tight.
I'm at a 6 so my badasss self is ready to fight.
I like the bedadryl
makes me feel for real for real, and groovy fine,
evertime that shit hits my IV line.
I get stupid, crazy, words come out hazy.
I make shit up cause my brain gets lazy.
so I drop down and make a rap song!
To pass the time along
and laugh my ass of till its all gone, BOY!

Good Morning Fuk Face! AKA breast Cancer.

Well good morning Fuk Face! How did you sleep? Were you  able to divide, multiply and creep? I didn't think so, you sneaky fuking bitch! Now back your bags and dive into the ditch.
I have been resting Fuk Face, for my ninjas to attack, I read my whites need protein and rest to fight back.
That's what I'm doing and imagining your destruction, oh did I mention tomorrow is cancer class? Bang goes your construction!
Where you came from no one knows, this all sucks and you fucked up my groove, but I will get you back this I will prove.
I'm pissed off Fuk Face, you  have me sitting around I got shit to do and people to be around.
Your not a champion anymore in 2013,
science has found you out and a way to wipe you clean.
I can and will still do as I do, If I'm sick from chemo I know you are too!
I have been lucky so far and blessed by many,
God is on my side and your chance there isn't any.
I have people Fuk Face, I have my body, mind and spirit!
I scream at you in my soul and I know you can hear it.
So just raise your white flag, pack your shit and take the next white blood cell on out,
they may be low but still kicking you about.
I will win! I will survive!
I am wonder woman well and alive!

Fuk you breast cancer!

Fuck you breast cancer! How dare you invade my space! Your a sneaky son-of-a-bitch, but i caught you in your place.
Now sit in time out breast cancer, we have named you fuck face,
Herceptin the super HER2+ hero will kick your ass into outer space.
You fucked up lefty, now she's all sad, i gotta get rid of her
and righty is mad.
 I know it's not her fault but damn she could have fought back.
I guess beast cancer is no challenge for the ninja cells that were under attack.
In rolls the chemo with their blasting guns.
Zapping the shit out of HER2+ invaers until they are done.
2 chemos down and 10 to go.
How quick from the diagnosis and then to the show.
March 5th "you have breast cancer", the 7th and 8th all scans.
March 11th comes the port and the 12th in rolls the chemo cans.
No messin around "fuck face" your time is not long, I will kick your fucking asssssssss! and say
"alll gone".